just-shower-thoughts:

There is a very famous painting of dogs playing poker, but dogs would be absolutely terrible at poker. Their tails would wag whenever they have a good hand.

(via lupus-lunarem)

freakxwannaxbe:

chefpyro:

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

(via ruinedchildhood)

featherdark:

readableporn:

voidmutt:

southernsideofme:

Hose sucked in by fire Tornado

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

Definitely the guy running towards the tornado with a rock, like a knight into battle.

I thought this said “horse.” I thought it was a rope and a horse was at the other end. God

(via angryblackman)